Rejected Sailormoon RPG ideas... (page 2)
(Submitted by Sailor Levy:)
Food Scouts
I am Sailor Sushi! The sailor scout of fish! On behalf of raw fish
eaters....I shall punish you!
Animal Scouts
I am Sailor Kangaroo! I am the only scout from Austrailia and on behalf of
bouncing animals....I shall punish you!
(Submitted by XxLadyMiyaxX@aol.com:)
The Senshi of the Encyclopedia
"I, Sailor A-B, shall punish you with long descriptions of things you've
NEVER HEARD OF!!! ALBATROS ANAMETAPHINE BLAST!!!"
"In the name of Dictionaries everywhere, I, Sailor U-V, shall bore you to
death! BOREDOM BOOK READ!! ::begins in a monotone voice:: ..Today we will be
talking about the many versions of the Ulcer, open sores and other disorders
of the stomach..."
The senshi of the clock
"I am Sailor 4:32, and.... oh wait... it's 4:33 now... damn..."
"::speaks really fast:: I am sailor 5:59, and in the name of all clocks, I
shall punish you before six! ::the clock turns six:: ....maybe not... "
"I am... ::the second hand moves:: ..."
The senshi of the office supplies
"I am Sailor Wite-out! the leader of the Office Senshi, and in the name of
office supplies everywhere, I shall blot out all evil .... and misplaced pen
marks... and the occasional copied homework you don't want the teacher to
see... uh ... where was I?"
"I am Sailor Stapler! And I fight for the freedom of staples everywhere from
the confines of the evil clan of POM-POMS!!"(Paper Oragami Men; don't ask me
why they repeated their name... maybe they need some wite-out)
(From Samantha Ericson:)
It's the Rodent Senshi!
I am Sailor Hamster! On behalf of the... *enemy looks down and steps on it*
[Sailor Freak says: "Gee, isn't that encroaching on Harvey the Wonder Hamster's terrortory?"]
(From Whisper)
Sailor Valley Girl: "Like, I'm sooooo the incredibly HOTT, like Sailor Valley Girl! And I
like, shall tooootally punish y...**catches glimpse of herself in a conveeeeeeenient pool of
water** OHMIGOD! My HAIR is like so TOTALLY MESSED UP! AHHHH!!! You shall like, pay, evil youma-
thingie! VALLEY GIRL, LIKE, BLUSH CATASTROPHE!!!!
[Sailor Freak says: "'Blush Catastrophe' is a cool attack name."]
(From Andi-Neko)
The Long-Distance Provider Senshi!
Candace Bergen: Taste the savings of Sailor Sprint! SPRINT
TEN-CENTS-A-MINUTE SMASH!
(Disney heroine): Sailor Bell is here to tame the Beast of phone bills!
BELL RATE-DROPPING ACTION!
(littler version): And don't forget Sailor Baby-Bell!
BELL-SOUTH/BELL-ATLANTIC/BELL-PACIFIC/ETC. CRYSTAL-CLEAR-RECEPTION
CLARION!
A group not-quite-from the Ninja High School comics (theirs is the
SailorPuff Girls):
"Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to
create the perfect little girl; but Tuxedo Utonium accidentally added an
extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical Ekkusu! Thus, the PowerPuff
Senshi were born! Using their ultra-sailor-powers, Sailor Blossom, Sailor
Bubbles, and Sailor Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting
crime and the forces of the Negaverse!"
"It is I, the EEEEEE-vil Mojo Jedite! Mwahahahaha!"
"The human race is ruled by the movement of the hairs, so says
Nefledusa!"
"Ohohohohoh! My name begins with a Z, but you can just call me HER. (or
HIM, in the Japanese version.)"
"Ah'm Kunzy Lumpkins, n' y'all bettah get offa mah property!"
"And we're the Doom and Spice Girls, and we're gonna--oops, we have a
concert to do!"
(From XxLadyMiyaxX@aol.com)
The Family Senshi
"I am Sailor Mom, and in the name of dirty houses everywhere, you can bet I'm
going to make you clean up yours! And you can clean up your act while your at
it!! And I'm warning you, talk back to me and your going to regret it. THATS
IT, NO PHONE OR TV OR COMPUTER... FOR A WEEK!!! Don't talk back to me!! The
only butt in this conversation is a spanked one, Now get on it!!!!"
"I am Sailor Big Brother, and in the name of insanity, I shall make your life
miserable until your 13, then I'll protect you like I actually care about
you... HA, thats a good one!!!"
"Hi, my name is Sailor Little Sister, and in the name of irony, I shall make
you take the blame for anything I do wrong and get you into lots and lots of
trouble!!! Hehehe!!!"
"I am Sailor Grandma, and in the name of myself, I shall tugg at those cute
little cheeks until you cry out for mercy!! And then I shall strangle you
with my home-made stuff!! Woven Wool Wonder ATTACK!!!"
(From VxKinoMakoto@aol.com)
Sailor Shoes:
"I'm Sailor Dr.Martins! I will wear you in!"
"I'm Sailor Candies! I will.... be uncomfortable ^_^;;"
(From Leadcrow90@aol.com)
The Fairy Tale Senshi:
"I am Sailor Cinderella! I will defeat all that try and kill other fairy tale
people! GLASS SLIPPER SMASHER!!!!"
"I am Sailor Sleeping Beauty! I'll like, totally punish witches who kill
totally pretty girls like me! SLEEP POWER!!!!"
"I'm Sailor Belle, who can see the true inside of people! BEAST BASH!!!!"
(From Winna)
Sailorbovinius
"MAD COW POWER! MAKE UP!"
"I am Sailorbovinius, protector of the Bovine and defender of the Milkers! In the name of Cow, I shall cheese you! Bovinius Milk Blast!"
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