Rejected Sailormoon RPG ideas...
The Skin Disease Senshi
"I am Sailor Psoriasis! In the name of itchy skin, I'll punish you!"
The Four Humour Senshi
"Black Bile BLAST!!!"
Underwear Senshi
"Searching for the princess of the Corset kingdom."
Invertebrate Senshi
"We're helped out by Planarian Kamen!"
Profanity Senshi
"She is the one named Sailor $!#@"
Presidential Senshi
"I cannot tell a lie. I am Sailor Washington!"
Parasite Senshi
"Sailor Tick!!"
[From Jaku-baka:]
*poses* "I am Sailor Cow, and I fight for love, truth, and a cold glass
of milk! It's udderly detestable what you evil-doers are doing!"
The Teats of Justice....
[From bgklein@msn.com:]
Computer Nerd Senshi
"I'll punish you....when I'm done making Demon Love in Dungeons and
Dragons....."
[From PokeDem:]
State Senshi
"I'm Sailorflorida, and I should be in retirement! Where's my old folk's home?"
"Representing our national dairy air, I am the cheesy senshi, Sailorwisconsin!"
"Sailortexas here'll kick all ya asses! Get ready for a soldier rodeo!"
[Also from PokeDem]
Sailor Eskimos That would make a really cute fuku...
SAILORPENGUIN
I am the leader of the Frozen Soldiers, Sailorpenguin!
SAILORPOLARBEAR
Polarbear no like! Polar Bear CRUSH!
SAILORSEAL
... ignore the idiot. she's had too much caffeine.
[From Etoile:]
The Sailor Cheeses:
Fontina, Swiss, Provolone...sworn enemy of the evil crackers. lol, wait,
scratch that..hehe
The Sailor Fonts:
Arial, Times, Helvetica
I wish I could think of some snappy comments, damn. Oh well.
From Ari:
SAILOR COLAS
"I am Sailorpepsi, here to put an end to flat pop! FIZZ UP YOUR NOSE!
TIIIICKLE!"
"I am here to put an end to the great battle between The Pepsi Soldiers and
the Coca-Cola Kingdom."
From Shiro:
Sailor Lynx:
I'm Sailor Lynx, the senshi of cats, and I fight for clean litterboxes
everywhere!
From UNICORN986@aol.com:
Fish Senshi:
"I'm Sailor Trout, and on behalf of my lake, I will defeat the evil hook and
fisherman by destroying all bait!"
"I'm Sailor Salmon, and on behalf of my stream, I'll defend my feelow fish
against bears and hooks alike!"
From Psychotic Freak (No relation):
Sailor Windows
"I'm Sailor Windows, I'll crash your computer in my NEXT update!"
From Anomie:
"I fight for wings! I fight for drumsticks! I'm Sailor Poultry,
and in the name of the chicken, I'll punish you!"
From Jennifer:
Bug Senshi
"I am Sailor Fly, here to save insects everywhere from the evil
Fly Swatter!"
From Robin:
Sailor Eating Disorder
"Not food! Anything but that!"
From UR2Strict@aol.com:
The School Supply Senshi!
"I am Sailor Eraser!"
"And I am Sailor Chibi Eraser!"
"And we are the rest of the school supply senshi and in the name
of good learning we shall punish you!"
From Akari:
I'm Sailor Volkswagen! In the name of ugly cars,I'll road trip you!
From Falcon7139@aol.com:
Squishy Senshi
"I am Sailor Slug! And in the name of slime trails everywhere, I'll
punish you!" Then, a small child pours salt on her and she starts to
bubble, fizz and finally melt away.
[Sailor Freak Says: Ewwww....]
From Marscat12@aol.com:
The Cookie Senshi~
"I am Sailor Oreo, and on behalf of that white stuff, your gettin' creamed!"
"Your evil deeds have come to an end evil-doer, CHOCOLET CHIP CRASH!!"
and
The Holiday Senshi~
"BOO! I'm Sailor Halloween, here to scare the evilness from ya! BOO!"
"Hoo hoo, Merry Christmas from Sailor Christmas! You've been a naughty
kid...BLOCK O' COAL CRUSH!!!"
*Sailor Easter Nibbles on carrots*
"Sailor New Year the leader of the Holiday Senshi here and happy new
year...STREAMER STRANGLE!!"
"Don't forget me...Sailor Chibi New Year, HORN DEAFEN!!"
From Sakura Kasumi:
Evil Singer Clan
"Oops! I did it again! I am General Britney Spears, and you're not going to hit
me baby one more time!"
"General Christina Aguilera at your service! Take this! RUB ME THE RIGHT WAY!
BOTTLE BLAAAST!"
The Ridiculously Long Name Senshi Group
"Hey! Listen to me! I am the Sailor SuperDooperChibiChibiChibiChibiChibiChibiChibi
*takes a breath* ChibiChibiChibiMoon! Look down here! Hey! Don't ignore me! Wait!
AHHHHH!!!" Before she can run away, someone accidently steps on her.
"It's always quite atrocious! I am Sailor Supercalafragalisticispyaladociousmoon and
prepare for the whooping of your life! MARY POPPINS UMBRELLA PUMMEL!"
[Sailor Freak says: I want an umbrella weapon...]
From MoonBunny936244@cs.com:
Sailor Mental Cases...
Sailor Paranoia: I am the Sailor Senshi of..........AHH! THEY'RE AFTER ME!! ALL OF THEM!
*police chase after her* Hey! The nude chick with a glaive! You're under arrest for
indecent exposure
From Luke Mortimer:
The Kiddie Show Senshi
I am Sailor Playschool! In the name of the three shaped windows, I'll see through you!
I am Sailor SeasameStreet! My Guardian Animal Big Bird and I will make friends with you!
The Pet Senshi
We are the Sailor Senshi, Sailor Great Dane and Chibi Great Dane! In the name of... Wait
a second *Scratches behind their ears* Damned fleas...
From Sarah Hendrickson:
The Public Transportation Senshi
"Get in the backseat and get ready fer a ride of ya' life! I'm Sailorbus!"
"..."
"YO! AIRPLANE!"
"..."
"Shucks...I'm sorry, but Sailorairplane has been delayed."
The School Senshi
"I am Sailorscience, and I wi-...ooh, hello, pretty amoeba..."
"2 + 2 = I kill you! Sailormath is here!"
"For spitballs, name changing and misbehaving, I'm Sailorsubstituteteacher!" (Long name. :P)
The Spice Senshi
"For girl power and inhumanely large heels, we are the Spice Senshi!"
[Sailor Freak says: Y'know, I once made a Sailor Spice... that was scary...]
Got any ideas for more?
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